Pomxemsak Nut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless octopus.

Pomxemsak Nut created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomxemsak Nut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomxemsak Nut, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Pomxemsak Nut's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pomxemsak Nut's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Never allow dogs to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Run away if five frogs approach from the west.

5. Never eat pineapples.