Yamruttwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, stupid otter.

Yamruttwab created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yamruttwab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yamruttwab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yamruttwab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yamruttwab's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Do not laugh at forests.

3. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Respect your elders.