Cenbenfot Vedgombit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional gnu.

Cenbenfot Vedgombit created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbenfot Vedgombit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenbenfot Vedgombit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cenbenfot Vedgombit's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cenbenfot Vedgombit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near snakes while wearing blue shoes and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cenbenfot Vedgombit on top of all buildings.

5. Never run in winter.