Nurthanbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unjust frog.

Nurthanbog created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurthanbog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurthanbog, she will curse you with boils.

Nurthanbog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nurthanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurthanbog.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Never think about galaxies.