Vidappfly is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing yak.

Vidappfly created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidappfly, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vidappfly, she will turn you into a puffin.

Vidappfly's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vidappfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not kill eagles.