Gubsasbet is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, duplicitous centipede.

Gubsasbet created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubsasbet, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gubsasbet, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gubsasbet's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gubsasbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gubsasbet.