Metcinbon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fussy dingo.

Metcinbon created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Metcinbon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Metcinbon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Metcinbon's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Metcinbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of elders.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.