Lidlibfut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful eagle.

Lidlibfut created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlibfut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lidlibfut, he will turn you into a rock.

Lidlibfut's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lidlibfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine cats near towers.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never hurt dolphins.