Jandubgun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy camel.

Jandubgun created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Jandubgun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jandubgun, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jandubgun's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jandubgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never jump near tortoises.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.