Bigboddav Tofdonarm Quatlithen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent walrus.

Bigboddav Tofdonarm Quatlithen created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bigboddav Tofdonarm Quatlithen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bigboddav Tofdonarm Quatlithen, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bigboddav Tofdonarm Quatlithen's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bigboddav Tofdonarm Quatlithen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bigboddav Tofdonarm Quatlithen on top of all buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.