Gepgenvan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unselfish centipede.

Gepgenvan created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgenvan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepgenvan, it will come to you in dreams.

Gepgenvan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gepgenvan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the north.