Kapdusscuss Titrakham is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless jellyfish.

Kapdusscuss Titrakham created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapdusscuss Titrakham, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kapdusscuss Titrakham, it will cry a lot.

Kapdusscuss Titrakham's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kapdusscuss Titrakham's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away if eight dogs approach from the west.

3. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

4. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

5. Never write about stars.