Vidhotbud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful bee.

Vidhotbud created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vidhotbud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vidhotbud, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vidhotbud's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vidhotbud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Do not name children after mites.

3. Hide from white horses for they are unholy.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Always remove coats before touching carbon.