Ceddibhin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish parrot.

Ceddibhin created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceddibhin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ceddibhin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ceddibhin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ceddibhin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mark doors with yellow.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.