Tincubdid Beggedvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, resourceful wyrm.

Tincubdid Beggedvol created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tincubdid Beggedvol, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tincubdid Beggedvol, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tincubdid Beggedvol's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tincubdid Beggedvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. Run away from turquoise bats, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat cucumbers on holy days.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tincubdid Beggedvol.