Hudflisjan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud raven.

Hudflisjan created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudflisjan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hudflisjan, it will turn you into a snail.

Hudflisjan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hudflisjan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hudflisjan four times a day.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never feed oranges to horses while wearing boots.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mix bananas with ash.