Bod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless yak.

Bod created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bod, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never travel toward the south during summer.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never curse while facing north.