Kemdanmid Badrowyim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak wasp.

Kemdanmid Badrowyim created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemdanmid Badrowyim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kemdanmid Badrowyim, he will be very sad.

Kemdanmid Badrowyim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Kemdanmid Badrowyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with frogs.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never touch water while clean.

4. Never proclaim while facing east.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your hands.