Jippoddit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful chicken.

Jippoddit created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jippoddit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jippoddit, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jippoddit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Jippoddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place spinach upon stone.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never run in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.