Artrapbut Bimwotjad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent swallow.

Artrapbut Bimwotjad created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artrapbut Bimwotjad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Artrapbut Bimwotjad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Artrapbut Bimwotjad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Artrapbut Bimwotjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with white.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Hide from green swans for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always act with patience when addressing children.