Minflisnell is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Minflisnell created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minflisnell, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Minflisnell, it will not care at all.

Minflisnell's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Minflisnell's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.