Didmiltad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciless finch.

Didmiltad created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Didmiltad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Didmiltad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Didmiltad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Didmiltad's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never feed lemons to whales while wearing coats.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Worship no other gods but Didmiltad.