Landubgadbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, happy pig.

Landubgadbest created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Landubgadbest, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Landubgadbest, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Landubgadbest's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Landubgadbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must never eat lemons.