Dubflatquim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty goose.

Dubflatquim created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dubflatquim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dubflatquim, it will turn you into a goat.

Dubflatquim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dubflatquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never prepare spinach during winter.

5. Never gather seven turtles in one place.