Cembassvab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, charitable meerkat.

Cembassvab created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cembassvab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cembassvab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cembassvab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cembassvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never remain bowed at midday.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cembassvab.