Kinjadstip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome butterfly.

Kinjadstip created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kinjadstip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kinjadstip, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kinjadstip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kinjadstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Never adorn your arms with white markings.