Bundibbass is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong gerbil.

Bundibbass created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bundibbass, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bundibbass, it will destroy your home planet.

Bundibbass' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bundibbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit at crossroads.

2. Never remain standing at midday.

3. Do not wear skirts marked with blue.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never sing near great tits.