Davcimfed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, smart deer.

Davcimfed created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davcimfed, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Davcimfed, she will turn you into a mole.

Davcimfed's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Davcimfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes on days of mourning.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Worship no other gods but Davcimfed.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.