Nutt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet salamander.

Nutt created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nutt, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nutt's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.