Ligbagsan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able otter.

Ligbagsan created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbagsan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligbagsan, it will turn you into a snail.

Ligbagsan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ligbagsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dawn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Ligbagsan must be the most important thing in your life.