Hivortyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, capable duck.

Hivortyarl created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hivortyarl, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hivortyarl, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hivortyarl's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hivortyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to three before sleeping.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat cucumbers on holy days.