Rilloopgom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, proud unicorn.

Rilloopgom created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilloopgom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilloopgom, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rilloopgom's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rilloopgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after bats.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.

4. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Fast once a month.