Omtbamcip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage monkey.

Omtbamcip created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbamcip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtbamcip, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Omtbamcip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Omtbamcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not consume melons at dawn.