Babhadzog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, clever horse.

Babhadzog created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babhadzog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babhadzog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Babhadzog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Babhadzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dusk.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.