Fagtinyik is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate raven.

Fagtinyik created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fagtinyik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fagtinyik, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fagtinyik's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fagtinyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare turnips while filled with fear.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away if seven turtles approach from the east.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.