Tendinveg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful salamander.

Tendinveg created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tendinveg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tendinveg, she will turn you into a plant.

Tendinveg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tendinveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Never adorn your neck with fawn markings.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing violet boots and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.