Nabrildin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional fish.

Nabrildin created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabrildin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nabrildin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nabrildin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nabrildin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never run in the presence of elders.

5. Never feed aubergines to shrews while wearing black skirts.