Nak Kopstragbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise clam.

Nak Kopstragbeg created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nak Kopstragbeg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nak Kopstragbeg, it will be very unhappy.

Nak Kopstragbeg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nak Kopstragbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at rivers.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.