Zanwitril is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud dog.

Zanwitril created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Zanwitril, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zanwitril, it will make you grow a tail.

Zanwitril's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Zanwitril's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Do not prepare figs while filled with fear.

5. Never talk about dark energy near sheep while wearing black jumpers and balancing three iron spheres on your back.