Hudbetgem is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful aardvark.

Hudbetgem created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hudbetgem, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hudbetgem, it will turn you into a plant.

Hudbetgem's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hudbetgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always store strawberries above ground.

3. Do not place lemons upon stone.

4. Never remain standing at dusk.

5. Do not dye your hair green.