Gadmincan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless troll.

Gadmincan created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadmincan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadmincan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gadmincan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gadmincan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not name children after squirrels.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Never paint your hands blue.

5. Never chant while facing north.