Quillnansog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong duck.

Quillnansog created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillnansog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quillnansog, she will curse you with boils.

Quillnansog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Quillnansog's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to whales while wearing red rings.

4. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

5. Always remove coats before touching gold.