Ratzedsas is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast badger.

Ratzedsas created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratzedsas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratzedsas, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ratzedsas' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ratzedsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while clean.

2. Never leap near ducks.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Never wear orange tights on sacred days.