Homrawflig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise dragon.

Homrawflig created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homrawflig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Homrawflig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Homrawflig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Homrawflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not prepare onions while filled with pride.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.