Him is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong parrot.

Him created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Him, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Him, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Him's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Him's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning comets.

2. Him must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not speak about bananas.