Vabhinzig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet centipede.

Vabhinzig created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Vabhinzig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabhinzig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Vabhinzig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vabhinzig's Holy Commandments

1. Vabhinzig loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide from green manatees for they are unholy.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.