Citnegsag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, caring lizard.

Citnegsag created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citnegsag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Citnegsag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Citnegsag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Citnegsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Do not take Citnegsag's name in vain.

3. Never chant while facing south.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Citnegsag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never mark doors with brown.