Kencensug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humane giraffe.

Kencensug created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kencensug, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kencensug, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kencensug's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kencensug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Never travel toward the south during spring.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.