Legtagneg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, grumpy whale.

Legtagneg created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Legtagneg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Legtagneg, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Legtagneg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Legtagneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Legtagneg's name in vain.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never allow sharks to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not prepare turnips while wearing kilts.

5. Do not eat nuts.