Vanlargyart is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, kind camel.

Vanlargyart created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Vanlargyart, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vanlargyart, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vanlargyart's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vanlargyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing black corsets and balancing nine tin spheres on your head.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing indigo shorts and balancing seven gold spheres on your arms.

3. Vanlargyart loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not name children after moths.